Shilanat sungguh!!

ini yg berlaku isnin lepas...20 July...

the day before, lepas hubby balik kelas 6++ he as usual lock the car and put the wiper up...if me mcm malas2 skit nk angkat hehehe (guilty!!)...then the next day which is 20th, pagi2 mcm biasa kuar2 lif, aku ke kanan beli kuih, hubby ke kiri dgn harraz towards our car...

lepas beli kuih aku gi kat keta...heran gak harraz still belom dalam car seat...selalu dah letak dah bila aku siap beli kuih...pastu tetiba hubby kata

"b, keta kena pecah dah"

aku like...what???

pastu hubby tunjuk la condition handle kereta sebelah harraz tu seperti pic di atas...aku like...OMG...rasa terkejut + takut + nk pukul org pun ada...kereta dah tk lock masa tu dan wiper dah down...mmg mcm dah ready utk go ahead tp mistery WHY the car is still there...what's stopping them...again...keliwon la terlintas di fikiran aku (gosh kena stop tgk siri karut itu!!)...

so t/hari tu kena la pi Brothers utk install alarm system baru sbb obviously the original one was mcm silly dummy...tk berfungsi pun...kereta tu park almost sam row to our house tp tk dengar pun bunyi alarm...magik kan...canggih siot alarm P*roton ni...

berhabis duit jugak utk good alarm system...biarlah alang2 nk pasang kan...2 way system...mcm best...so kalau alarm kereta bunyi, alarm key pun bunyi...dilengkapi anti hijack system...huhu...so pasni bunyi alarm keta kami, kami leh tau ok...then yg bagus lg system ni, range signal 1 -1.5km...dr tgkat 11 pun kami boleh lock or unlock kereta kami...hehe good~~

the alarm key

petang tu balik ke kedai pomen b.pulau utk install ibu key yg dah berlubang...so kena tuka satu set just incase the culprit buat moulding kunci tu kan (sooo CSI thinking ok...)...cost few hundreds there also...aduh poket berlubang!!

ni lah jadik bila living in a neighbourhood where you can't tell the difference who's indian, who's bangladeshi, who's tenganji or keling dongga or who's a nigga (ohh yg ni boleh beza ekekek)...why??because they speak the language i don't understand...they smell horrible and everyday i can smell curry!! damn i hate curry except mom or abah made one...hehe

cita kat T*oh...dia tanya,"your area is black area meh?"

aku jawab..."oh yes...literally...it's like ghetto area in NY city ok...except all the people there are all black. i don't know who's indian muslim, who's keling, who's bangla coz they all looks the same to me"

dia gelak ja dgr jawapan aku...seriously la bad bad neighbourhood...ada sekali tu dpt kad jemputan kawen kan...tp yg memanggil tu pakai tudung labuh la...aku bukak2 kad...alamak...mcmmana nak baca nih!! tulisan keling wakakakka pakat gelak ngan hubby...so end up tk pi pun kenduri tu ahak2....

i'm soo confuse just how white ppl cannot tell the difference between korean, japanese & chinese...so you got me? hehe