Nae Jay aka Garcia

-photo courtesy from Google-

korang pernah tak tgk Criminal Minds? ada sorang minah IT yg owez depan pc, feed info yg required dr teammates macam Prentiss, Derek etc? macam tu laa keja aku kat opis ni kekadang...most of the time rasa best sbb aku sorang je tau mana nk korek2 semua history & info...tp kekadang, nk naik hangin pun ada...

ayat2 yg selalu bos bagi kt aku:

Hi NJ, please investigate what actually happen to this unit?


Hi NJ, please find out what is the history of this unit?


tu kira ok, la aku leh tima...kadang tuu nk history start dr aku tk keja sini lg pun ada...melampau betoi...tp disebabkan aku kreatif dlm mengorek info, dpt la jugak kan...

cuma kekadang tu bila APTE  mintak tolong perkara yg aku tk dpt tolong yg  buat aku naik hangen...cthnya, equipment depa silap pasang...pastu just bgtau kat runner aku, suh aku send email kat engineer depa...wey!! igt aku ni Professor X ka yg buleh tau hangpa tu sapa? engineer tu sapa??

ada almost seratus station + hundreds of product line...how the heck am i suppose to know who is the engineer?? lg satu pesal la PEMALAS tahan dewon (dewa + demon) sangat nk send email kt aku?? gila apa cemana aku nk tau hang sapa kalau tk send email kt aku dulu?

tu belom masuk bab equipment hilang dr station...just bgtau PNA (performance network analyzer) hilang...tp model haram tk tau! apetah lg equip id atau SN!...wey!! PNA ada banyak model laaaaaaaaaa!!! ni lah ibaratkan moto sendiri hilang tp suh jiran pi cari!...masa ni la jari jemari aku jd macam Garcia...bukan mengorek2 bijik  mata org tp kalut  menaip detail cari dlm every related database including email archive...tak ke menyusahkan???? pastu dah jumpa detail...suh AE cari...owhhhhh owhhh...rupanya hantaq pi repair!! tak ke rasa nak lempang org masa neh???? buang masa aku weh!! tu rasa nk cekik sorang demi sorang kadang2...

kadang aku heran la...APTE dept aku ni keje hayun ja ka kat station??? unit apa pun tktau depa guna...bila due pun tktau...option apa pun haram tktau!! email, kalau aku  hantaq hari ni....kalau tak Krismas, Syawal tahun depan baru perasan dan rasa nk reply kot! C'mon laa...semangat lah skit keja! time nk break, nk makan semangat!! on time...cuba dalam kerja pun buat camtu!! cemana laa korang ni nk compete dgn Nepal2 yg ada degree yg masuk sini jd MS??

seblom aku bertukar jd makhluk ijau...baik aku pi main game bunuh bebabi ijau...~ngeh!

p/s: did ya know most of the pen that Garcia used in Criminal Minds were send by her fans?
source: http://criminalmindsfanatic.blogspot.com